Fucking

I invited you over, you stayed the night,
You took all your clothes off and slept in my bed.
That means I can call you my girlfriend, right?

Believe me, that was quite a sight,
I must have seen what lay ahead
When I invited you over to stay the night,

Your face isn't bad; you're a pretty good height,
And I'll turn a blind eye to what your ex said.
That means I can call you my girlfriend, right?

We had a good time, average, alright,
Good enough to have to wash the bedspread...
I invited you over, we stayed up all night.

I kissed your forehead in the morning light,
Went for a piss and you never fled!
That means I can call you my girlfriend, right?

So now that we've done it, I'm filled with delight,
For the signs can no longer be misread
I invited you over, you stayed the night,
I can finally call you my girlfriend, right?